The Stable Genius: 'Don't Be A PANICAN' Over Stocks Crashing

Imagine, if you will, a president who is kneecapping senior citizens' retirement funds, calling them a 'PANICAN' after they express concern. Well, my fellow American citizens, we are all Panican-Americans today. And he made up a word. Isn't that cute?

In a Truth Social post on Orange Monday, Trump told Americans to be “Strong, Courageous, and Patient” as markets continued their freefall.

“The United States has a chance to do something that should have been done DECADES AGO," he continued.