FanPost Friday: One week of the 2025 Seattle Mariners

when that first one-run victory of the season hits | Photo by Stephen Brashear/Getty Images

(/cracks egg on skillet) this is your brain on Mariners baseball

Hello and welcome back to FanPost Friday! We’ve made it through the first week of the regular season and boy it feels great to be getting super worked up about sacrifice bunt decisions, lineup construction, and endless strike-outs by batters on any given Monday or Tuesday night, right? Mariners baseball is SO back.

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