'Population Zero': The Stable Genius Places Tariffs On Uninhabited Islands

The painfully stupid self-described Stable Genius® imposed "reciprocal" tariffs on Wednesday, which he deemed Liberation Day, and the stock market plummeted soon after his announcement. Before his speech, Donald wrote on Truth Social, "IT’S LIBERATION DAY IN AMERICA!" Don't you feel liberated?

These weren't actually "reciprocal" tariffs, though, and after tariffing almost every damn place on Earth, the mad King unsurprisingly didn't include Russia. But he did slap tariffs on uninhabited...