2-4: Chart

this guy’s defense was a highlight at least | Steven Bisig-Imagn Images

The bats remain in spring hibernation

Tigers 4, Mariners 1

Having the willpower to not title this “2-4: Shart”: Gabe Speier .019 WPA

It being a shart anyway: Luke Raley, -.114 WPA

(I’m refusing to give this to Gilbert for a 10-K performance, even in a loss)

Game thread comment of the day:

Honorable (and on-theme) mention: