SPLAT: A profile on a frosh presidential candidate cohort
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Frosh presidential candidate cohort SPLAT announced its bid for Frosh Council Presidents on Monday via Instagram. While their graphic design was hyper-professional and on-par with other candidate groups, SPLAT notably fell behind in signature count, receiving only five supporters.
The reason...