Re: hey, any thots abt using the top-secret laser thing on Tehran/Ottawa nxt wk? 

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It's Friday, March 28, 2025 

Mr. Secretary and Team,

At your request, we have successfully converted a Space-Based Hurricane Conductor (on loan from the Jewish Confederacy of Weather Control) into a USSF Thermal...