Which 'Houthi PC small group' chat member are you?

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• The high-ranking officials of the "Houthi PC small group" chat each have a group text personality type.
• You probably don't talk about bombings, but you might recognize these types with your own friends.
• I'm a JD Vance type.

For a moment, let's pretend that the Signal group chat among high-ranking government officials about a Houthi strike isn't about bombs or war and killing humans.