No Gabriel, no party

Morning.

The Interull is over, and the last Arsenal man standing was Martin Odegaard who warmed up for what remains of the season by providing three assists for Norway as they beat Israel 4-2. I can’t say for sure, but I’m pretty definite this now means he’ll get at least three assists per game for us between now and May 43rd when this campaign comes to a halt.

Please be aware, this is not advice for gamblers. I take no responsibility if this doesn’t happen, in particular the extra days.