March 26 – After waiting 55 years, 10 months, and 1 day since lifting a major domestic trophy, Newcastle United’s long-suffering fans were eagerly awaiting their hero’s open-bus tour through the city, however the club announced there would be instead a party at Town Moor. Cue outrage and the club hastily back tracking.
This coming Saturday, Eddie Howe and his victorious team will celebrate their historic Carabao Cup triumph over Liverpool with the traditional bus tour en route to Town Moor.