Real recession indicator? Forget the Fed or Wall Street an exotic dancer in Austin gives shocking signals on the world's largest economy; here's why you can't ignore

Exotic dancers, like Vulgar Vanity from Austin, Texas, are experiencing lower incomes, suggesting a recession. She noted her earnings dropped significantly from last year. The decline in spending on non-essential activities like visiting strip clubs indicates economic troubles, aligning with the 'Stripper Index' concept. Other recession signs include increased lipstick sales and more online dating app usage.