The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: All My Exes Live in Text-es

This week on our favorite show, Rich Women Doing Things, the rich women really did things. They met with their bulbous-lipped celebrity designers to talk about how a room is like a face, but that doesn’t seem very true because no one has ever sat in my room before. They cheated at Skee Ball and ran up the ramp to put the ball in the 1,000-point hole so that they could get enough tickets to afford Chinese finger traps for all of their friends, even though we’re probably not supposed to call them that anymore.