Move over Internal Revenue Service: Trump creates brand-new taxing agency

President-elect Donald Trump, to be inaugurated and take office on Monday, has announced a new “External Revenue Service” that he says will start making those “who make money off of us” pay into the revenue stream for the nation.

“For far too long, we have relied on taxing our Great People using the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Through soft and pathetically weak Trade agreements, the American Economy has delivered growth and prosperity to the World, while taxing ourselves,” he wrote on his Truth Social website.