As Donald Trump gears up for his second term, with the inauguration less than two weeks away, the crypto world is buzzing. Bitcoin prices have surged on the back of his bold promises — to turn the United States into a global hub for cryptocurrency innovation and to wield executive power in favor of crypto adoption. On the surface, this may seem like a dream come true for Bitcoin maximalists and crypto enthusiasts alike. But, I suggest, Trump's love affair with Bitcoin isn’t a triumph of decentralized...