How to watch Severance season 1 for free without an Apple TV+ subscription

You don't have to remind those of us who burned through Severance on Apple TV+ two years ago that the dystopian workplace drama is one of the best streaming series of recent years. The show scored 14 Emmy nominations for its first season, and it has a hardcore online fanbase thinking through all of its mysteries, memes, and theories sparked by various storylines -- in fact, I myself recently joined a Severance group on Facebook to connect with other fans (seriously, I need to know wtf the goats...