Welcoming 2025 in Pakistan: The satire edition

This is a satire piece and any eventual accuracy in its predictions will be completely coincidental.

We’re now officially a quarter of a century into the third millennium, which is just a more scholarly way of saying that 2025 has begun.

Every new year in Pakistan means new hope and new resolutions but also new problems and new solutions.

In line with Dawn.com’s tradition of making predictions for the incoming year, we put our case Pakistan in the proverbial Magic 8 Ball...