Miracle jab Ozempic ruined my Christmas – thin pals barely touched turkey & I’m spending New Year heavier than ever

THIS party season, it seems everyone is thin.

Clavicles rise from party dresses, cheekbones are sculpted, middle-aged waists are waspish once again, while arms I’d once described as “peachy” are now long and sinewy.

GettyAn increasing number of Brits are taking weight loss jabs like Ozempic[/caption] ShutterstockThe rise of Ozempic is putting a damper on the Christmas period[/caption]

“Ozempic,” my friend told me, before trotting out a list of well-known names who are...