In a break from the norm, there are no goods. That’s because Benji and I are both due to be on annual leave for the next week, which is actually the week preceding the day you’re reading this. With me so far?
In fact, technically speaking I’m already supposed to be on leave. The out of office is on and I’m all tucked up in bed. Except then I remembered I hadn’t scheduled this story. Dammit. Anyway, back to your today (confusing, isn’t it?).
You will now be approximately half way through this marathon of bank holidays...