If you're here right now, that's because you're a sicko, hiding away from your family, trying to get a little something-something on the Arsenal front on Christmas Day.
Don't feel bad though... it's your Christmas as well, do as you please.
I never really know what to write on the 25th. We can't be hitting up spicy takes on a day that I know you're going to be slamming your first beer before 10. It's too risky. I'm not into trigger warnings on blog posts. Can’t be getting sued for ruining the vibe at Christmas dinner.