A resentful letter to Santa Claus from a woke Christmas enthusiast

A child writes a scathing letter to Santa Claus, questioning his methods, motives, and relevance in the modern world. The child criticizes Santa's judgmental 'naughty or nice' binary, his outdated image, and his dubious helpers. They praise Jeff Bezos as the true 'Deliverer of Gifts' and suggest replacing Santa with 'Banta' for a more relatable experience.