Retiree at Commissary reads entire label of Campbell’s Chunky Soup out loud

BEDFORD, Mass.  — Commissary sources described a hectic scene Tuesday when retired Army Staff Sergeant Hampton K. Vitzke read the entire label of a can of Campbell’s Chunky Sirloin Burger with Country Vegetables out loud at Hanscomb Air Force Base. A veteran of Vietnam — as verified by his hat, vest, bicep, and Buick — Vitzke’s soliloquy was witnessed by an audience of dozens in Aisle 3 during the lunchtime rush.

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“Carrots,” he said, to approving nods from his wife of 47 years, Ethel.