It’s the dramatic Christmas faceoff literally everybody is baffled by. This afternoon, Metro will take on Liberal Democrat leader Sir Ed Davey on Fifa.
Westminster’s top stuntman has recently been mouthing off on TikTok, calling on his fellow knight Sir Keir Starmer to go 1v1 with him to decide who’s the greatest virtual footballer.
So far, the PM has not taken up the gauntlet.