GABI J... IS HE BACK?

Oh, that feeling in your neck? It's called whiplash. This is how it happens.

'GABI JESUS IS ABSOLUTELY DONE, I'M SICK OF HIM'

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'OH MY GOD THE MAN IS MUSTARD, CAN WE SEE THIS EVERY WEEK?'

That is why I am sitting here, in my pants, with a neck brace on.

The Brazilian was not doing bits against Derby County; he dropped a world-class...