‘Tis the season for holiday hubbub

I need help! My wife is driving me crazy. Can someone help me figure out how to distract her? It’s the Christmas season and she’s getting out all the decorations. She wants to have the kids here for Christmas. I told her that “it took 34 years to get rid of them, why would you want them all back?”

She won’t listen, though. She’s getting out all the boxes and boxes of Christmas stuff. We raided Home Depot yesterday for poinsettias and holly. We bought a tree. There’s just no stopping her.