OPEN PLAY GOAL MONSTERS?

The people wanted open-play goals, and open play goals they got. Are we Jover out? I think so. He has to go. A new era of delicious free-scoring is here!

Arsenal took their sweet time, but they eventually walloped Monaco 3-0 in a game that wasn’t always the prettiest.

Mikel Arteta rang in the changes with a hodgepodge of a starting XI that looked like me ordering from a Greek-Indian restaurant after hours. Our 84th defensive line-up of the season saw Thomas on the right, Saliba, Kiwior, and MLS on the left.