The true champion of Netflix’s Tyson-Paul bout? You and me, for enduring all that buffering

Well, that was certainly a bizarre and honestly unsatisfying live boxing match that Netflix gave us tonight, bringing together Jake Paul and Mike Tyson to face off in front of an audience numbering more than 72,000 in the Dallas Cowboys’ Stadium in Arlington, Texas.

But while Paul -- who's basically clickbait in the form of a human being -- was declared the winner of the eight-round match, I think we can all agree who the true champion of the night was: It was the Netflix subscribers who stuck it out...