Mia Khalifa not taking veteran PTSD lying down

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, Ca. — Veteran porn actress Mia Khalifa, perhaps best known for combining international affairs commentary with a significant tolerance for semen, recently released a video via social media that has left many of her veteran fans more likely to scratch their big heads than their small ones. 

Khalifa, who first came into the public eye when a scene she filmed in hijab earned her both the number one spot on Pornhub and death threats from ISIS, has turned herself into an OnlyFans personality cum foreign affairs expert.