Dear Diary,
Well, where does one start?
WHAT a weekend!
There is no way even with my brilliance that I can contain 2 ½ days of activity into one diary entry, so, as per previous years, I will split my account of the happenings over two weeks of diaries to ensure I can convey every last detail to you – sort of the way my mother can recount every vet bill I have ever run up (for example, after last...