Survivor Recap: Best Laid Plans

I regret to inform you that it’s Emma filling in for Brian today, like Rome’s Make-A-Wish moment narrating from Jeff’s Tribal Council stump. I’ll try to be 87 percent less insufferable.

Following Sierra’s blindside, Sam performs the obligatory grovel charade, telling the tribe that he’s totally not mad and appreciates them keeping him around. Andy is so proud of himself for flipping on his former Gata, but his vote was simply a contribution, not a catalyst.