I used to be a VIP tour guide at Disneyland. Here are 5 things you should never do in the park.

Amber Wainwright

• I worked as a VIP tour guide at Disneyland, so I know which offerings aren't worth visitors' time.
• The Pixar Pal-A-Round looks cool and relaxing, but I'd much rather go on the monorail.
• Avoid busy areas like the Mickey & Friends parking structure and Fantasyland.

In the five years I worked as a VIP tour guide at Disneyland, I got to know the park very well.

As an all-knowing...