Trump Wins Second Term

Donald Trump overcame four indictments, a criminal conviction, a finding that he was liable for sexual abuse, accusations of inciting an insurrection, and the bullet of a would-be assassin to be declared the winner of the 2024 presidential election, a shocking political comeback with massive consequences for the future of America. What do you think?

“What can I say, I’m a sucker for second chances.”

“I’m sure the adversity has helped him grow.”