Sorry Patsy Kensit, you’ve no idea what it’s like to be single so stop pretending you know how difficult my love life is

WELL, slap my bum and call me Sally.

If it isn’t four-times- married-and-five-times-engaged Patsy Kensit announcing that she’s given up on finding a man because she no longer has any interest in relationships.

Patsy Kensit says she loves solo life, but Ulrika is not convinced about her new claims – as she has only been alone for a few monthsGetty Husband No 1 – Big Audio Dynamite rocker Dan Donovan (1988-1991)Rex Husband No 2 – Simple Minds singer Jim Kerr (1992-1996)Doug Seeburg - The Sun

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