Frumpy Mom: Why I never got married

I know some of you stay up nights wondering, “Why didn’t Marla ever get married? She managed to become a mother, even if her kids came premanufactured. But she never became a married woman. What’s wrong with her?”

Well, trust me. My posse of therapists and I have discussed this thousands of times, without ever reaching a definitive conclusion.

The closest we’ve come is deciding that I’ve always been irresistibly attracted to guys who can’t make a commitment, guys who are really little boys inside...