New products for the politically disinclined
Editor’s Note: This article is purely satirical and fictitious. All attributions in this article are not genuine, and this story should be read in the context of pure entertainment only.
Can’t decide but still want to be part of the movement? Don’t want to have an opinion? No problem! Introducing Neutral Link’s brand new product line:
This bumper sticker!
Aumper sticker that reads “HONK IF YOU LIKE CAPITALISM OR COMMUNISM OR NEITHER.” (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)This Trump / Harris hat!
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