Representative Drunken Van Orden (Nearest bar stool - WI) loves to brag about how much he loves Wisconsin farmers and how much he does to help them every step of the way. However, those boasts are just the alcohol talking.
In reality, Drunken Uncle has failed them at every turn. Most notably, his refusal to get the farm bill passed before going on recess to lie to the voters about how productive he's been.
But there's more. There's always more.
In a new report, DVO has...