Mariah Carey Wants to Help Us See the Light

Hear ye, hear ye! It’s the day Matt Rogers has been dreaming of ever since he donned his first honey blonde wig. Mariah Carey will appear on Las Culturistas Wednesday, as the official Most Iconic Figure in Pop Culture Today. Rogers and co-host Bowen Yang have been counting down the Iconic 400, basically who Mrs. Astor would have invited to parties if she 1) slayed and 2) was alive. Honorees thus far have included Survivor’s Jeff Probst, Snoopy, and obviously Martha Whovier.