Hello fellow web crawlers! Andrew here. Welcome to today's edition of web_crawlr.
Our top stories this Friday are about: Trump fans freaking out because a Gen Z person at his rally was mewing (which they thought was actually an assassination conspiracy), why the internet is mad at hackers who carried a DDoS attack against the Internet Archive, an explainer of the Smiling Dolphin meme, and a viral video where a Trader Joe's customer found something unusual in their cheese sticks.
After that...