I've Tested 100s Of Sex Toys – These Are The 10 Of The Very Best

Look, you don’t have to wait for a special occasion to treat yourself – just because it’s October doesn’t mean you have to wait ’til the big C word for a present.

No people, many of us are looking for Christmas to cum come early this year and what better gift to find under the tree (or covers) than the key to a not-so-silent night. Yup, we’re talking sex toys.

Fortunately, I’ve selfless tested my way through hundreds of sex toys over the years (I know, it’s a real low point of the...