The Golden Bachelorette Recap: Dopamine Surge

Why aren’t we letting the Goldens travel? They don’t need to country hop, but they’re not even getting a beach trip! I refuse to count Disneyland and Las Vegas because it’s not Bachelor travel until you have a balcony of people shouting the lead’s name. Put that Cheerios sponsorship money to good use, people. I want to see Charles in Germany wearing some Lederhosen while he tells the camera how much fun he and the guys are having.

I don’t know how to feel about the Chock fake-out this week.