The Slow Horses Incompetence Index was a rundown of which characters on the show were doing the worst at their job and/or life following each week’s episode. It was a competitive situation, as everyone on the show was a complete disaster of a human being in their own special way. But then they did great in the season finale and ruined the whole bit. So, a pivot is required. Welcome to the first and possibly only Slow Horses, uh … Competence Index.
Well, this is awkward. For me, I mean. I...