Newsletter: ???? Etsy is the center of a new conspiracy. Why?

Hello fellow web crawlers! Andrew here. Welcome to today's edition of web_crawlr. 

Our top stories today are about: A new conspiracy theory featuring Etsy that you don't wanna fall for, how Mark Zuckerberg is infuriating actual artists because he used AI to illustrate a kid's book, how a penguin named Baby Pesto is taking the internet by storm, and how The Simpsons flummoxed fans with its season 36 premiere. 

After that, our Senior Politics and Technology Editor David has got a "Deplatformed" column for you.