Nobody Wants This Finale Recap: You Can’t Have Both

Okay, let’s run through Morgan and Joanne’s makeup because you could kind of tell exactly how it was going to go down. Our very tall weirdo Sasha is quite sweet even if he tries to be hard, and he was never going to keep that secret!

When Noah forbids him from telling him any gossip (no fun! He doesn’t realize how juicy this is!), Sasha decides to hell with it; he needs to tell Morgan. “I need some sweet release from these chains!” he tells her while on speakerphone with Joanne in the room.