A broken penis, a waterslide injury, someone falling off a boat because they were too horny — these were just some of the insane injures from the premiere episode of ABC’s Doctor Odyssey. The only logical explanation for how all of this and more could happen in a 60-minute episode of network television is because Ryan Murphy is involved. Doctor Odyssey follows hunky Doctor Max Bankman (Joshua Jackson), onboard a luxury cruise ship, who is apparently Connecticut’s first diagnosed COVID-19 patient.