Can’t win for losing: Red Sox 7, White Sox 5

Crochet crushed, and the South Siders are back to owning the worst first 143 games in baseball history

At this point, why bother pitching Garrett Crochet? Oh wait, who’s gonna pitch instead, given a 40-man roster filled with untouchables who couldn’t possibly survive a mid-September DFA in order to give, like, Sean Burke or Mason Adams a late taste.

Any, Crochet managed to stretch his 50 pitches across two innings...