Premier League fans just accept their team rolling over for Man City – but everyone tried to beat Man Utd under Fergie

ERLING HAALAND sauntered out of Stratford on Saturday night clutching a match ball under his arm, leaving behind 60,000 comatosed Cockneys.

West Ham had duly fulfilled their role in the annual turn-up-and-take-three-points parade for Manchester City.

RexErling Haaland with the matchball after his hat-trick at West Ham[/caption] The Hammers at least used to give Sir Alex Ferguson’s Manchester United a gameRex

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