Cooler Master’s $7,000 Shark X PC doesn’t even include a built-in laser

For the last couple of years, Cooler Master has been hauling around the Shark X PC—a PC that looks like a shark—to tech expos and gaming events. If you’ve been waiting for your chance to buy this insanely extra mini-ITX monster, your time has come: The company has put the machine up for pre-order with a terrifying $6,999.99 price tag.

That’s a heady price for a shark that doesn’t even come with a laser attached to its head.

So, what does seven grand get you in a novelty pre-built desktop?