By now, everyone with a brain recognizes the main conflict this election year is the battle of the sexes. Which is not, however, between men and women but between real men and feminists of both genders. The division is embodied not only by the two presidential candidates — a tough guy who shrugged off an assassin’s bullet and an occluded crone. Naturally the man is a traditionalist Republican and the woman a leftwing Democrat, since each party has chosen its path — one, the restoration of American greatness, the other, the end of history.