Five Quick Things: The DNC-Free 5QT

Contrary to the protestations of smarmy low-T pols like Andy Beshear and Pete Buttigieg, this column is highly compassionate and empathetic.

At least to its readers.

And I know that now, with the Democrats’ festival of mendacity having closed up shop and its vendors departing for the four winds, you have seen more than your fill of verbiage about what happened in Chicago this week.

I was bored with it on Tuesday. By Wednesday, I was irritated. By Thursday, I was punch-drunk...