False alarms blare that Vance repeated Kerry's mistake — a Philly cheesesteak flub

Whether you choose Geno's or Pat's won't get you into serious political trouble in a city known for its cheesesteaks. But the Philadelphia Inquirer headline left social media users gasping with a story reading: "JD Vance gets a cheesesteak at Pat's: 'He asked about why we don't have Swiss cheese.'"

The headline has since been changed to something shorter, but the notion that Vance could even entertain such a cheese drew internet side-eyes.

The report revealed that Vance inquired about a big no-no in the cheesesteak world...