Mariners mauled in Tiger enclosure, lose 4-2

I’d rather have spent the night in Woodland Park

When John Stanton floated the idea of turning T-Mobile Park into a Tiger exhibit in order to boost attendance, I was skeptical. After all, how were the Mariners meant to play baseball, something that they are ostensibly trying to do, if their ballpark became a zoo?

I needn’t have worried, of course, as when Stanton made this proposal we were fresh off the 3-game losing streak against Anaheim....