Driving so fast + What is Fabio Vieira?

Good morning, how’s it going?

Are you accelerating towards your goal today? That is one of the new transfer buzz words, and it has become part of the lexicon in a big way of late. For example: “Arsenal are accelerating a move for Mikel Merino”, or “Talks between Arsenal and Marseille accelerated over Eddie Nketiah.”

Everyone’s accelerating all the goddam time. Pedal to the metal. How long before the transfer guys start their Tweets (which give you no new information about a potential...